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Cavallo Point / Horseshoe Bay harbor --> 1 2 3 4 5 6 Plunder Island The Northern Sea ~ here be monsters ~ Treasure Cove ~ here be fortunes ~ N The Pirates Ball
CHART▸DETAILS▸RESERVE

The Voyage Details

YE BE INVITED ABOARD
The Pirates Ball
MAKE LANDFALL
October 17, 2026
THE TIDES
4:30 – 7:00in the eve
THE PORT
San Francisco
JOURNEY REQUIREMENTS
No Phones
No Phones
Attire Required
Attire Required
Provisions by
Hook Fish Co.
Libations by
Bar Oliver
Sponsored by
Bitch Diesel
CHART▸DETAILS▸RESERVE
THE PURSER’S LEDGER

Reserve Yer Place Aboard

Mark yer plunder in the ship’s ledger, then settle up at the purser’s desk.
PROVISIONS & PASSAGE
COIN & TALLY
The Pirates Ball ticket
Pirates Ball Passage
Passage aboard includes one Pirates Ball Hat and a bounty of fresh delights
$250
1
ADD-ONS FOR YER VOYAGE
Pirate Hat
Additional Pirates Ball Hat
In case one wasn't enough — it rarely is.
$30
0
Tote Bag
Pirates Ball x Bitch Diesel Tote
A special collaboration to carry your loot & plunder from the high seas and beyond.
$75
0
Limited Edition Print
Limited Edition Pirates Ball Print
An original illustration by Ed Steed, hand-pressed and numbered.
$100
0
SUBTOTAL$250…
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